Friday, November 4, 2016

Horn Gang

                                                               Horn Gang
Horn gang ka shor, or panga charo or
Koi bhi panga lene aaye sale ko kat ke fake dur,
Panga karte nhi khud hum per pange ho jate he
Panga lene wale hmse khud nange ho jate he,
Per padte he aake, papa bolke mangte mafi he,
“BHAVESH” ko pulser pe dekhlo gili karne ko kafi he,
Bich me humko rokne wala, ma ka beta he kon,
gao me danga karne wala khud ko kehta he don,
tu he kon 2 kodi ke, teri sunta kon he dairy ke,
7 saal ka bachha bhi ladle tujhse sukheri se,
haath tujhpe uthha diya to duniya chhod jayega,
jaipur se ker denge gayeb abki baar jo nahar aayega,

banduke sari hath me leke, hum hi he to samne dekhe,
piche kute bokhte he, hathi nhi jo bhaw ne denge,
kat bhi denge, fad bhi denge, panga dekh le humse leke,
"JAGGU" ki pitai se khud ko tu bachayega kese,
 kapde lag jaye samne wala "JATIN" apna jab hath uthha de, 
cigrate to extra laya "ABHINAV" ko bhi tu hi pilla de,
bus kar kitni piyega, oye rapstar ak rap suna de,
bus yhi he din bher ki bate, pili daru lal ho gyi aankhe,
fir yad kiya, nuksan kiy pr mar diya gher pe jake,
"SAM" ki jeans ridder "MANISH" or "SHHALU" ki gadi ki chhabi,
davidson padi he jung lagi hui, chhori ho chuki he aapachhe,
tanki full meri gadi me, kyu aag lagi teri sadi me,

ak ghut me khtm karu puri bottle me daru ki,
ak goli se jan nikalu me to hjaro ki,
spray paint se lga di waat "PAM, S'' ne diwaro ki,
"SAGAR" ke pas he sari zimmedari hatiyaro ki,
bheje me ghusa le baat ko ya mil na aadhi rat ko,
humse ladne se pahle tu dekh na apne aap ko,
ya kehna apne baap ko, ready rehna papa sham ko,
meri shakl dekh ke aap kosoge aapne aap ko,
tujhe bhoot bna ke marenge, fir dudh pila ke sudharenge,
tujhe bhook lagegi tab haddi dekar puchkarenge,
sher nhi tum gidad ho, daru nhi pite kiched ho,
jebo me ktta rkhne wale, shkal se to fattichar ho,
baba baba black ship have you any wool,
are garmi badi here chokre leke aa dermi cool,
mujhe note  pasand he hare-hare, or mal pasand he bharre bharre,
ptta lun meto 3-4 ko wo bhi yha khade- khade,

hath me deke red rose, tujhe pilaunga me to black dog,
pure din bher on rehta he mera gana in my laptop,
yhi he mera logo jo nhi smjhe dekh lo pogo,
chidne wale bhokenge, samne bhoko ya mat bhoko,

fir socho pehle baad me, rehna okkat me,
jo ladne ko chahiye hum se, nhi wo tere pas me
darke humse bhag le, dba ke apni puch
to podha kis jad ke he apne ghar pe jake puch,
apne dimag ko deke jor, to knud ka mat ban chor,
humse kya takrayega tu khud ki halat soch,
pehnke dhnke kapde or lgake khud pe deo
ghumle ban than ke ab tere din he thode few.......!  :-) :-)


   

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